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Chop Demotivational Poster

CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.

TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm

SONS OF RED NECKERY - Coming this summer to public television

TAGS: chopper
Rating: 4.54/5

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DickGozinya - November 2, 2011, 10:03 am
Great! I laughed so hard I think I peed in my pants a little bit.
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
TWOEDGE - September 28, 2011, 7:59 am
Thanks, greatly appreciated
Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:24 pm

nicely re-done. 5 from me dude

AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987

TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol



TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?

APACHE CHOPPERS - For When You Absolutely, Positively MUST Clear Traffic... Accept No Substitutes


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


GET OFF YOUR ASS! - Let's get this show on the road!!!

THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...



IF YOU CAN SLAP A HOOKER... - You can slap a chop!

TAGS: slap chop
Rating: 3.33/5

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VINCE OFFER - He really slapped his troubles away, if you know what I mean.


TAGS: awesome radial chopper
Rating: 1.88/5

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noiroi - November 27, 2010, 3:41 pm
indeed it is, and i have the feeling your legs would get blown off sitting there.
CANADA - July 9, 2010, 12:43 am
that bike would have some massive torque steer
Derek - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Yep, but 109280 is the one

Pessimism -



Misconception -

a word to the not so wise -

TAGS: facebook friends psychopath sociopath guys and gals
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 9:59 pm
Yeah, I agree with you on that. Except I'm still used to what a "hipster" used to be back in my day; so I'm guessing what you are referring to is not what I remember. Glad you like it.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 4:30 pm
Man what happened to society? When did dudes become so needy and such Wimps when it comes to love? I'm just old enough not to understand this EMO or Hipster thing so i'm going to blame that.

The Shed -

TAGS: shed murder death psychopath ponies
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cannabal - October 29, 2013, 11:33 am
This pick is from "Shed.mov" if you want to enjoy it for all its gory--duh, I mean blood and guts.
MissPriss - October 29, 2013, 11:24 am
A huge 5L thank you...always hated those cutesy little ponies! Bahamuhahaha

Time to reconsider -

In Heaven -

TAGS: jesus nice choppers
Rating: 4.08/5

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Zetmonk - June 14, 2013, 7:02 am
I'll give it 5 simply because it's actually something you came up with. Well done!

GOOGLE - I swear it can see your fricken screen!


JESUS'S SECOND COMMING - Nostrodamus predicted this, the only thing he got wrong was the date

TAGS: chopper jesus
Rating: 3.08/5

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R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 4:36 pm
Well, if it's raining bacon how bad can it be?


TAGS: sychophant
Rating: 3.07/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:15 pm

meh...truth and honesty time. whether you liked the poster or not....it generated alot of buzz. i wasn't alone in my frustration of getting bombed. aggy you give solid advice dude...and i hear you. many thnx.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
tellitlikeitis - July 19, 2010, 10:12 pm
For a poster that has only 1 lion to start, this has certainly generated a lot of comments. To each his own, I would think.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:32 pm
Despite the fact that I make lame posters, I am pretty smart. I know what a sycophant is (not sych), and it was the spirit of the poster I questioned. A misunderstanding by both, and I thank you for your understanding.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
And if you think that it's easier to complain or hate the way the world works, then you will find this site increasingly difficult to s******.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:12 pm
If you see a problem with those who vote-boost regulars or mods, then 1) you have no clue about life, 2) Stop whining, and try to be more likeable. You make good posters. Sometimes you don't, and you get low voted. But a sunnier disposition would go far.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:10 pm
Friends help friends. And nobody gets banned for low-voting a poster, they get in trouble for low-voting a person... and that includes mods as well as noobs. Pay closer attention... As a mod, I get good votes sometimes, and get bombed at others.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:07 pm
If you consider 1Ling a mod as having balls, then despite your name, you have little grasp of reality. This is, if you haven't noticed, also a social site. We socialize. If you have any grasp of social nature, you'd know that it's not all a**-kissing...
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 9:53 pm

i'm curious rr if there's any way to display the moti without the artist name until after you've cast your vote.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:31 pm

Low voting a noob poster just because the moti is a noob is a good way to get banned. All we ask is that votes be fair and reflect how you feel about the motifake, not the motifaker.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 9:28 pm

this moti doesn't target mods ffs. it targets...read the title...sychophants..aka...asskissers who intentionally low vote noobs and don't have the balls to low vote a mods...for any reason. okee dokee folks.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:28 pm

Be that is it may, others here have expressed the same "fear". It is unfounded. The "problem" mod of the past resigned long ago.
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 9:24 pm
don't worry, it was supposed to be a joke. i do try and keep my voting as honest as possible
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:22 pm

vote. I try not to advertise any vote unless I think a poster is exceptional.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:21 pm

As a mod, I have 2L another mod poster. The mods are just like everybody else, we too can and do make crappy motifakes. If you think a poster merits a low vote and are concerned how we will react, don't be. Just don't be a douchebag and brag about a low
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:18 pm

I would prefer an honest a**esment of my work as opposed to blatent 5L because I am a mod. You won't get banned for low vote a mod poster UNLESS you low vote all of a partiular mod poster. Same if you (nobody specific) low vote anybody poster
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
so you don't ban us. my typing skills are off
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
mods get 5L's so you ban us
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
I either really like this, or am irritated by it... are we saying that mods get 5Ls for being mods?
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 5:17 pm

ok is there a "what noobs need to know" somewhere? wtf is /b/ reference?
Claire - July 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
Psstt.. Hammy... We already knew that. :)
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 4:06 pm
Guys, that pic is /b/ reference, and i learned after doing a poster like that, that mentioning /b/ in anything automaticlly f***s it up. so just stay away from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
How do you mean....and I'm not kidding. there was a poster just like this a few weeks ago...same pic and all.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 1:33 pm

sorry mooo...am i hitting to close to home?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
1L this has been done already...and it's still not funny.


TAGS: ph**ochopped org
Rating: 3/5

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skateinferno - October 5, 2012, 5:00 pm
thanks anyway bro.
Zetmonk - September 11, 2012, 6:00 am
I actually like the concept. It's just the execution that doesn't really bring it out in a funny way...

EPIC BIKE - Where is your so called, out-of-this-world Chopper now?

TAGS: epic bike chopper
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Kman - November 30, 2010, 8:11 am
this has been in tv this is not ph**oshopped its real so epic bike just got a bit moar epic
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 9:31 pm
that, and an inheritance rewarded to a low IQ.
jameswnash - November 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
Small? I would say its inverted
rerun - November 26, 2010, 5:22 pm

this screams "small p****"

Stealth Choppers -

TAGS: chopper occ air force motorcycle
Rating: 2/5

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Johnny - October 27, 2008, 9:46 pm
I like watching American Chopper... It's always fun to see Senior punch a hole in a door or destroy something.

JESUS - He Walks Among Us

The formative years -

Claws -

chop on...chop off -

TAGS: braai funny middelburg mpumalanga chop
Rating: 3.25/5